A kindly middle-aged man, Reverend Pike has become incredibly famous in Everytown for his faith healing abilities. Although they only work some 50% of the time, his devout followers nevertheless shower him with gifts and praise. He has recently engaged in a misguided attempt to convert Bruce, a local teen thug. An immensely religious man, Reverend Pike studies religion for fun and recently taken a scholarly interest in Islam. He is a terrible singer, but insists otherwise.